This is hardly a reliable place for a bio, don't you think? After all, won't I be writing something that makes me appear smart, funny and otherwise better than I really am. Propaganda, that's all you'd have.
Where would one find fair and balanced reporting. An unbiased presentation of the person in question? Fox News! Uh, maybe, but that's of no use here. Try again.
Wikipedia! Yes, the collected wisdom of the masses. As reliable that Encyclopaedia Brittannica, they say; and more timely.
To this end, I tried to start a Wikipedia article on myself so as to give the impression that a source of unbiased Caleb Nei information existed. Unfortunately, Wikipedia deleted the article saying the "Caleb Nei" has no relevance. Ah yes, the wisdom of the masses.
Facts: These can't be denied, or twisted. I'm responsible for a wife, three kids and an assortment of houseplants. I play in a fantastic band called Stereoreel. I received a degree in church music from Huntington University back when it was still Huntington College. I teach piano. I play jazz. I'm also the Worship Arts Director at Emmaus Church. And, just like everyone else with a Facebook, I collect quotes.
Oh, and I really am funny and smart.